Dear God, help us

"Yeah, I've never understood that. What is Accounts Recievable?"
~customer with no accounting degree



Maybe I should start my own business. Judging from what I've seen? It's not that hard, apparently.

OH . . . ..really?

"I'm also a product specialist and I have no time for your questions."
~customer who really isn't a customer but a product specialist who has no time for my questions.

Deep Question

"Do you want me at my machine?"
~new customer


No, I want you in the kitchen, pouring orange juice down your pants, HELL, YES, I WANT YOU AT THE MACHINE!!!!

About to Make a backup and . . . .

"So . . . .should I save?"
~ customer



Yeah, you should save but what do I know? I'm just in tech support.

Undecided

"should I click agree?"
~customer who will be waiting a long time to decide to install the program.


YES, YOU SHOULD MOTHERF**KING CLICK I AGREE!!!!!

Memory

"I don't like having to remember stuff."
~Customer who wished they were in the 2001: Space Odyssey movie.

The Sticky Floor

Sometimes there are certain things you take for granted. Four working tires on your car. The ease of getting a McDonalds burger. Decent weather. The price of a good pair of shoes.

and a clean floor in the Men's room.

I was in there one day, doing what most men do in the men's room. My CEO happened to be in there with me. After were done with our "business" we walked toward the sink to wash on hands. On that small journey, our shoes make the "clack, click, clack" sound of a sticky floor. As my boss was drying his hands, he looked at the floor and nonchalantly said, "I really don't care that the floor is sticky . . .I'm concerned WHY the floor is sticky."

Why, indeed, sir.